But sex clubs can actually be quite varied, and a lot of fun.
THIS brazen couple had a holly jolly Christmas as they went for a sleigh ride together in front of shocked clubbers in Grimsby. As the couple went jingle ball rock, their extraordinary antics were caught on camera at The Beach Bar club.
Last night, I visited Le Boudoir, a members club that hosts sex parties every week, held at a secret London location. I tried the pole myself later that evening and was far less impressive, which the developing bruise on my bum is proof of.
Be sure to use it.
Sex clubs. Pretty straight forward, right?